Browse Business Listings in Elk Horn, Kentucky for SBA Loans & Lenders

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Elk Horn, KY Loans for Small Businesses

So, you have a small business in Elk Horn, KY. There’s nothing wrong with that. The small have done many great things.

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Our Elk Horn, KY SBA loan lenders doesn’t care that you’re small. In fact, our lenders wouldn’t help you if you were large. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Elk Horn, KY Small Business Administration

The Small Business Administration (SBA) is a United States government agency that provides support to Elk Horn, KY small businesses. The agency states that the mission of the Small Business Administration (SBA) is "to maintain and strengthen the nation's economy by aiding, counseling, assisting, and protecting the interests of small businesses and by helping businesses and families recover from economic and other disasters."

The agency also carries the responsibility of providing loans to homeowners and renters that have been victims of presidentially declared disasters. A declaration by a President automatically makes disaster assistance available to victims if they meet the required qualifications. The Department of Agriculture and state governors also have the authority to request declarations on areas affected by disasters in their jurisdictions. In all of the loans processed by the agency, about 80% are for renters and homeowners.

Our Elk Horn, KY SBA loans and lenders should be your first call after a disaster or an emergency. OK, maybe the second or third call. SBA loans are for picking yourself up after you’ve been beaten down.

Elk Horn, KY Federal Assistance

To find out if your business meets the qualifications set to receive federal assistance, contact our Elk Horn, KY SBA loan experts. The SBA itself does not grant loans with the exception of disaster relief loans. Instead, the SBA guarantees against default certain portions of business loans made by banks and other lenders that conform to its guidelines. Disaster relief loans, on the other hand, are issued directly from the SBA. The purposes of the loans are to extend the repayment period, and make more affordable the payments so that small business can borrow more capital than they would using a more commercial lender.

A popular use of a Elk Horn, KY SBA loan is for commercial mortgages. Some of the different types of SBA loan programs offered are: the 7(a) loan guarantee program, the 504 fixed asset financing program, the MicroLoan program, the economic development program, and the 8(a) business development program. We can help you find the right loan program you need.

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