Long Beach Orthodontists: Find, Rate, or Review Orthodontists in Long Beach, ready to hire. Long Beach orthodontists are on call, waiting to turn your crooked smile into something more bearable. Long Beach orthodontists are experts at fixing your over-bite, under-bite, crooked jaw, or just plain, old nasty teeth.
Long Beach orthodontists use a number of techniques to straighten your teeth, such as old fashioned metal braces (brace-face, tin-grin, metal mouth, etc) or invisible retainers. Invisible retainers aren’t as easy to make fun of and lead to less of a social disorder than the metal types. There is also head gear, which involves either a head brace, which you wear much like a helmet, or a neck brace, which you wear around your neck. Some lucky kids, such as myself, wore both at the same time. I feel that combination most thoroughly ruins a child’s self-esteem and isolates them from their peers.
I am going to give you the perfect formula to ensure your kid grows up a complete social reject. Ready? First, make sure they use a pacifier or suck their thumb until they’re about 12. That will a) give them nice and crooked teeth and b) make them unpopular because they suck their thumb at age 12. Next, during the summer between elementary and middle school, put them in braces. The metal kind, with both head and neck gear (like I wore), then send them off to a new school. Done. The kid is a reject.
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