If you hate your children and do not want to spend another day raising them, drive into Columbus, GA and throw 'em in preschool prison. Don't forget to give them a pack of smokes, because, after all that's the currency there.
Columbus, GA Preschools and Benefits
If you want to increase your child's learning abilities, the best time to begin schooling is between the ages of two and five. It is estimated that during this stage of development most children learn and assimilate information quite rapidly. Children express interest and fascination in each new discovery, making them prime candidates for education. Our preschools in Columbus, GA will help your children develop, grow, and prepare for kindergarten and elementary school.
If you don’t send your child to preschool, he or she could end up as the poster child for unpreparedness, and dorkiness. Take this autobiographical description from the lead singer of one of my favorite bands, for example. It’s from the astutely named song, "Suckerpunch.”
"Coke-bottle glasses, I'm sitting in the corner with my finger up my nose, and my shoelaces untied again, another day of school with no friends. A social outcast, two grades ahead in math, with my high-water pants, giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek, a dork or so to speak, tongue-in-cheek. Junior high schooler with pencils in my pockets, and my Trapper Keeper busted, spilling papers and books on the floor, not wanting seventh grade anymore. Another class-clown, acting like a goof to be accepted by my peers, giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek, a dork or so to speak, tongue in cheek."
Wow, what a description. Don’t let this happen to your child. Use our Columbus, GA preschools to help your child become adjusted before it is too late.
Columbus, GA Reggio Emilia Approach Preschools
With our help, your child will learn basic counting and ABC’s, practice their motor skills, and gain social interaction skills. Your child will also build communication skills, such as talking and listening. At our Columbus, GA preschools, your child will also gain a better knowledge and understanding of the world, build a creative aesthetic development, gain physical development, and improve mathematical awareness and development. Our teaching methods will build a solid foundation for your child’s education.
Columbus, GA Preschool and Child Care
Sending your son or daughter to preschool can mean the difference between your child raising his or her hand in class or sniffing markers and eating paste.
To find out more about the preschools in Columbus, GA pick up the phone today. My parents never sent me to preschool. I was so disappointed by this fact that I chose to lead a life of crime. Just think, all of those nice people living in Beverly Hills will still have their fancy license plates if I would have attended preschool.
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